Senior Texting Abbreviations

ATD:  At The Doctor’s 
BFF:  Best Friend  Farted
BTW:  Bring The  Wheelchair
BYOT:  Bring Your Own  Teeth
CBM:  Covered By  Medicare
CUATSC:  See You At The  Senior Center
DWI:  Driving While  Incontinent
FWB:  Friend With Beta  Blockers
FWIW:  Forgot Where I  Was
FYI:   Found Your  Insulin
GGPBL:  Gotta Go,  Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA:  Got Heartburn  Again
HGBM:  Had Good Bowel  Movement
IMHO:  Is My  Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO:  Laughing My  Dentures Out
LOL:  Living On Lipitor 
LWO:   Lawrence  Welk’s On
OMMR:   On My Massage  Recliner
OMSG:   Oh My!  Sorry, Gas.
ROFL…CGU:  Rolling On  The Floor Laughing..And Can’t Get Up
SGGP:   Sorry, Gotta Go  Poop
TTYL:  Talk To You  Louder
WAITT:   Who Am I  Talking To?
WTFA:   Wet The  Furniture Again
WTP:   Where’re The  Prunes?  

WWNO:   Walker  Wheels Need Oil