First or Second?

First or Second?

–James W. Baker

As part of a cooking demonstration I was attending in a large auditorium, the host awarded gifts to people in the audience who had traveled the farthest, the couple who had been married the longest, and so on. Holding up one item, he asked, "Is there anyone here who has been married less than a month?"

At first the room was silent. Then from the back someone called out, "Which time?"


3 Responses

  1. I bet the room erupted with laughter, as did I

  2. thats a good one!

  3. Laughter……the best medicine!

    I wrote down and worked out time difference for the webinar……..only to realise I’m 3 days out-of-date!

    Going to take the real age test now (99?)!

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